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Sunday, August 20, 2017

Dear That Kid Who is Starting Senior Year

Power mullet and b-boy stance in effect.
1989. Senior year. That was the year I drove a car on two wheels for the first time; fell in love for the first time; got my heart broken for the first time. It was the year I said something that would pass for adequate analysis, and Dr. Williams made me feel like I was brilliant. Also: I saw my first Batman movie. It was an eventful year, and I remember all of it. I also remember how fast it went by.


As you may have noted from the date, I was in 12th grade a long time ago, back when women wore shoulder pads in their jackets, men had power mullets, and Donald Trump was advertising his new board game.



Although my senior year was many decades (and hairs) ago, I do have some advice that may be applicable to yours.